Thursday, December 22, 2011

Quote of the Year

It's that time of year again, where we get 'best of the year' lists and whatever from every website, magazine, and news program out there, so let's jump on that bandwagon and get to it. Up next, we have Movie of the Year.

Ah yes, the one award based on posts that actually happened on our blog. Quote of the Year is chosen from our many 'Quote of the Week' posts. Pembry did an admirable job this year with his submission, we had Lebron putting his foot in his mouth, and some terrific pop culture references. But alas, we go all the way back to January 24th for our winner...

“Cutler appeared genuinely hurt when asked about the comments, saying: ‘No comment on that.’ He then turned his back to reporters, fiddled with some things on a shelf and bit his lip as tears welled.”

~Jim Trotter

Poor Cut. Last year it was the playoff embarassment of being a vagina when his team needed him the most. And this year? Oh, well he managed to hurt himself even earlier, preventing his team from even sniffing the postseason. You know, between being a giant gash on the field and dating Laguna Beach's Queen of Mean off of it, I'm guessing Cut cries all the time. In fact, I'm gonna go ahead and blame his interceptions on the blurred vision his tears cause. That poor, poor bastard.



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