Conversation between a Teenage Girl and a Bubble Buster:
Teenage Girl: OMG! I'm soooo excited about the Royal Wedding!
Bubble Buster: Really?
TG: Totes! Kate is like our Diana!
BB: I sure hope not.
TG: Huh?
BB: You know Diana was bulimic and suicidal right? And that she, like, died.
TG: Whatevs! She was a princess, she was beautiful! Everyone loved her!
BB: Everyone except her husband and his whole family.
TG: Yeah but like, Will loves Kate, you can totes see it in their eyes.
BB: You can?
TG: Uh, yah.
BB: You know Kate will have to walk three steps behind Will when in public from now on, right? And she can't wear ankle boots or dark tights or too much make-up anymore?
TG: Who cares, she's going to be a princess!
BB: Clearly that's a bigger selling point for you than it is for me. We'll talk in ten years and see where we're at with all this, ok?
TG: (rolls eyes) Uh-huh.
BB: (rolls eyes) Enjoy the wedding.
TG: I will! (updates facebook status to: OMG, I never want to be old.)
image from here.
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