Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Wacky Confession Wednesday

It seems that I've been living two lives. One life, I'm Gap A. Theory, program writer for a respectable software company. I have a social security number, pay my taxes, and... help my landlady carry out her garbage. The other life is lived in computers, where I go by the hacker alias "Neo" and am guilty of virtually every computer crime they have a law for. One of these lives has a future, and one of them will spawn two terrible sequels. -Gap

"I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure. Er, uh, Mr. Theory." -Brought

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