BOOOHOOOO. I'm so fucking tired and I'm so sad the Pens finally got sent home. It was my smugness on Saturday when I saw Brought. I'm sorry, Sports Gods! I'm sorry! Feel free to punish me this week at the NFL draft by having the Dolphins select some shit LB 8th overall. Enjoy trying to fill those seats, Ross.
Brought and I had a lovely time at his new place. It's good to have land, and he finally has some now. He's right, we've been playing Madden all wrong. I'm the level-headed field general we've always needed. Someone that can methodically march us down the field instead of just running around the backfield and whipping up a prayer to the WR. Brought is also much better at using the runningback...
Also had a lovely Gentleman's lunch with Turd on Sunday. I then proceeded to drag him to a tux rental store because I didn't feel like ordering the stuff by myself. We saw a slightly overweight redhead working there and Turd's penis burst through his jeans, it would've been embarrassing had I not hung some ties on it. Seriously, this girl was totally oblivious to the fact that she had a fat ass and massive cans..I'll take ten of whatever it is you sell here!
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