/meanwhile at Jimbo's secret apartment
Gap: Hey buddy, I brought this chick here to uh, well you know. Mind if I use that filthy mattress in the back room?
Jimbo: *sigh*.... go ahead.
Gap: Aww... come on bro. Perk up! What's eatin' atcha?
Jimbo: Damn Google ruined my sweet blogger. I can't get anything to work on that thing. It gets all complicated when I add lots of pics of Emma getting RS'd.
/Jimbo has flashback to attempts at posting on new editor
Gap: Yeah dude, it totally sucks. Whole thing is a giant asshole.
Jimbo: Change is a terrible thing.
Gap: You know who loves it?
Jimbo: Who?
Gap: Fucking Bilbo, that's who!
Jimbo: We gotta get that asshole!
Gap: Sorry whore, I'm gonna have to slam you on that disease-ridden mattress some other time. We got work to do.
/20 minutes and a wardrobe change later
Jimbo: We are gonna smoke that smug asshole!
Gap: Damn right Jimbo, damn right.
/meanwhile at Brought's Deep South lair
Bilbo: Gap is gonna hate when I kneecap him with this!
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