Pembry: Oh I can't wait for Obamacare to be overturned. Yeah, they say that if the bill actually remains on the books, it helps the Republicans in the 2012 election. And normally all I care about is winning because I am a partisan hack. But Viv, can you imagine the utter devestation all our liberal friends will feel when Obama's defining legislation is eviscerated! I can taste their tears! We can unleash a storm of smug the likes of which hasn't been seen since 2004.
/Viv claps and laughs maniacally
Pembry: And Pembry gon' troll. O HE GON' TROLL! U THANK HE AIN'T GON' TROLL? HAYULLS YAH HE GON' TROLL! BULLEE DAT!
/Pembry queues up post on Facebook "I have great healthcare with my awesome job, what's the big deal?" and gets ready to post
Viv: It says on CNN that the rumor is Roberts is writing the opinion.
Pembry: Oh joy! Man it's fun to get all these plebeian tea party types to vote against their own economic interest!
CNN: Roberts writes 5-4 majority opinion upholding all of Obamacare
/Pembry spits out Jim Beam
Pembry: The fuck!?!
(door flies open...)
Stupid Fox: (smugly) Nice win for us, I must say.
Pembry: Noooooooooo!
(door flies open...)
Mr. Horse: Hmmmmm
/Mr. Horse posts liberal bullshit on Facebook.
Pembry: THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OUR DAY! THE DAY WE WALLOWED IN THE MISERY OF THE LIBERALS!
(door flies open...)
Tommy: My tootsies are cold. Better go to the doctor, Pembry's tax dollars have it covered.
/Pembry tosses out all of his go-to and hides money in go-to fridge
/Pembry checks email
Pembry's Sophisticated Liberal-Minded European Love Interest: Dear Pembry, really big news today! What are your throughts?
Pembry: Great day for democracy! The behaviour of the American right is just deplorable. Truly, no honour in that crowd. But in President Obama's defence, he stood by his principles and out-meanoeuvred the far right once again. This is a great day for the labour force here in America. Finally we are moving towards the more civilized notions of our European bretheran.
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