Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Sexy Celebrity Feet!

Hi Mad Rocket Scientist.  Sorry to bring you here again.  But maybe you shouldn't be searching for the best sexy celebrity feet.  But honestly this time it isn't even about you.  No today we welcome our latest pervert Joey William Leaphart.



Joey!



Anyway, our good friend Joey ran a wonderful little scam at Walmart where he convinced an 18 year old girl that she was on America's Funniest Home Videos and to let him suck her toes.  She complied and Joey got some great toe-suckin' but eventually she figured out it was a ruse, she screamed, and now Joey got caught.  He is getting better at this because he was previously arrested for pulling similar tricks on an 11 year old girl and a 22 year old woman.

Well Joey, let's assume you eventually end up back in priosn.  Dudes sucking teen girls toes in Walmart generally end up in the slammer.  And when you do, your toe sucking activities are gonna have to take a little break.  They don't let gullible teen girls visit you in prison. But don't fret, Joey we will give you the next big thing.  Come to this site, comment so we know you are checking in, and we will post all the teen feet pics you want.  Do we endorse your fetish?  No.  Just ask Mad Rocket Scientist, we continue to mock that sick fuck.  But we here at Weak Thrust LOVE hits.  So if teen feet are a returning trend in fetishes we will pander for those hits.  And what else is trending?  American gymnasts pics!  So let our inaugural post for Joey be pics of Team USA gymnast feet.  USA USA USA!  Our gift to you Joey!  Just don't get caught JOing in the prison library computer lab, that shit will get you put in the hole.

Celeb gymnast feet after the jump!


















(door flies open...)


(loud groans)

Nastia: I am back Pembry, did you miss me?

Pembry:...

Nastia: What's wrong Pembry?

Pembry: The fuck you doing here?

Nastia: I am your favorite gymnast.

Pembry: O RLY?

Nastia: What's wrong?

Pembry: I am pretty sure you were never my favorite gymnast, you are kinda gross...

Nastia:  What!?!  You used to read American Psycho to me and tell me how I was so beautiful!

Pembry: Sorry, no recollection of any of that.  I don't even know who you are.  And I never heard of that book. Now please GTFO!

Nastia: Pembry!

Pembry: I SAID GTFO 5HEAD!





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