PUT A BIRD ON IT: Johnny Depp as a Native American Crow Tonto in The Lone Ranger, and before you spit shit about how he's not Native American, I'll have your ass know that his memaw was sort of kind Native American, or something - Towleroad
Taylor Kitsch puts on his best James Dean drag for GQ and survey says: needs more nipples - Lainey Gossip
Josh Hartnett still exists and he's spending his time licking on the minge on Amanda Seyfried's foot - The Superficial
Note to George Clooney: check for condom holes - Celebitchy
RiRi is topless AGAIN, but it's totally different this time because she's carrying some kind of weave wand - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Dakota Fanning looks like the queen of the HERP DERP prom - Hollywood Tuna
Gabriel Aubry is off the hook - ICYDK
I think I had that same ugly backpack during my tragic raver days - Popoholic
The Queen and her various degrees of "I had to leave my condo to come to this?!" face - Popsugar
Hasselcrack on Kirk Camoron - OMG Blog
Eduardo Cruz finally woke up one morning and realized he was dating Eva Fucking Longoria - I'm Not Obsessed
Spock with child - Just Jared
Lindsay Lohan's coke snorter is going to fall off any second now, so she's obviously perfect for Janice - Videogum
But where is the pregnant fart? - The Frisky
Tow that white shell of gas away! (I'm talking about Miley, not the car) - Hollywood Rag
And yet the banana suit still scored higher on its SATs - SOW
Jim Carrey's crazy face probably looks a lot like his "pushing out a hard shit" face - The Berry
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