(Pembry family meeting)
Ashley: Pembry, you are being ridiculous.
Pembrina: This is so unfair, dad!
Pembry: I DON'T CARE! YOU ARE WEARING IT AND THAT'S THAT. THERE WILL BE NO MORE DISCUSSION ON THIS!
Ashley: A chastity belt, James? That is a little over-protective.
Pembrina: All the girls at school make fun of me. Plus the chastity belt is really weird, it calls the other girls 'Georgie' when I am changing in gym class.
Pembry: It is the only model certified as being completely Bilbo proof.
Pembrina: I hate you dad!
/Pembrina storms upstairs to her room
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