Gap Guesses

With the wonderful Game of Thrones approaching, I will now make some bold predictions about what I think will happen in the second season.


1. Ned Stark isn't really dead. Sure, they may have cut his head off, but did they actually show it? Eh?

2. Joffrey Baratheon is actually an elegant woman and master swordsman who will kill Princess Daenerys Targaryen's baby dragons.

3. The Mad King wasn't actually a king.

4. Tyrion Lannister cums hundred dollar bills. He then proceeds to drink that money away and fuck whores.

5. Lysa Arryn's tits will still be getting sucked, but not by her son.

6. Sansa Stark will continue to give me a massive shame boner.

7. Jon Snow will continue to be a huge disappointment to his not dead dad.

8. Arya Stark will finally be unmasked as Bran Stark.

9. I'll watch 300 and JO really hard to the thought of Lena Headey and I getting caught fucking by a little boy. Then I'll go push a little boy out of some random tower.

10. Jaime Lannister will begin a really hot love affair with Catelyn Stark.

11. Khal Drogo's corpse will come back to life and make a horrible remake of Total Recall.

12. Sandor Clegane will finally being wearing a gimp mask full-time.

13. Tywin Lannister will forget where he parked his penis. Then he'll remember he left it in Catelyn Stark's ass.

14. Renly Baratheon will finally start correctly stimulating the prostate.

15. Robb Stark will help his not dead dad look for White Walkers. They won't find any.