/spits out snow

So after I commented on an earlier post that I was going to google "Karen Frosty Snowman nude" I did what any good Christian did and actually googled it.  I'm a man of my word.

Well, I came across  this little doozy:

This is an actual book, published a couple months ago.  The synopsis from Amazon: When a boyfriend fails to fulfill his sexual duties, sometimes the only option is to turn to the cold embrace of a snowman.

Truth.

 Well, I know Fifty Shades of Grey has popularized bdsm so I can only assume this book will make snowman erotica mainstream.  And if Weak Thrust is known for anything, it is cutting edge erotica.  So enjoy, perverts.  And though you only stumbled upon here because you were googling for snowman porn, stick around, because you have only scratched the surface of our sick twisted perversions.

  We will start out a little romantic:

 

Sorry, obviously anyone looking for snowman erotica isn't looking for sappy romance.  Let's move forward quickly.

Yeah that's the stuff.

Unless they pan out I can't tell if this is a snowman with a giant penis or just a snow penis.  If it is the latter, I apologize to the snowman erotica purists.

OK bitches, enough foreplay...

Need something a little more kinky?

 The picture below pretty much encapsulates 50% of the posts on this blog.

 OK, time to get real kinky:



Thanks for visiting our blog, snowman erotica fetishists, be sure to come again soon!