Gap Dog: BARK BARK BARK!
/Gap Dog growls
Pembry: You damn dog! Git outta my flowerbed!
/Gap Dog keeps digging
Pembry: I'm busy, I don't have time for this, so knock it off!
Pembry: Now, where were we, Cat? Inner-thigh massage?
/Pembry adjusts scumbag hat
Pembry: Would you like a Jack and Ginger before we proceed? Perhaps some cod?
/Pembry laces cod
Gap Dog: BARK! BARK BARK! BAAARK!
Pembry: What? How would you know what color Rohypnol is?
/Gap Dog opens sliding glass door by leaning against it
Pembry: Shit!
/Pembry runs into his panic room
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