Monday, February 13, 2012

Monday Morning Thoughts

Ugh... hey Monday. Dickhead...

... My god weekends fucking suck without football. I spent the majority of my time watching movies on tv that I own and are just feet away. Am I really counting down the days till the NFL Combine so I can watch dudes work out? Fuck me, that is depressing...

... But not as depressing as Contagion. Nothing like seeing the absolute worst of mankind and just slouching back in your chair knowing they hit it right on the head...

... Fuck you winter. Where is my real snowfall? Instead you feel the fucking need to tease me incessantly with these tiny little dustings? What gives you the right to play with my emotions like that? I spent the entire day Saturday staring at flurries that NEVER FUCKING ACCUMULATED! FUCK YOU NATURE!!! Gimme my goddamn winter. Gimme it right goddamn now. I want 2 fucking feet and freezing temps till fucking July BECAUSE YOU FUCKING OWE ME! GAHHHHH!!!!

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