Thursday, May 31, 2012

You shot the zombie Flanders!

Well Jimbo, I'm glad you're totally on board with the anti-robots and A.I. bullshit that these nerdy fucks keep creating. What are you trying to do, wipe us off the face of the Earth, ya jackasses?!?!??!

I've been screaming about this shit for a while now.

Quite a while.

Perhaps long enough to annoy....

So, it's nice we can hate the same stuff.

Although, I really think you should get on the anti-zombie movement with me too. Being ripped apart by zombies is not cool. I'd rather be strapped to a Matrix. At least the majority of people aren't aware they're in the Matrix. Everyone would be aware of their appendages being torn from their body and their intestines being devoured. The military is only gonna do so much. Odds are they'd kill more non infected people than infected. God forbid they just mail it in and quarantine us, like those lousy English bastards did in 28 days later. There would be nothing more horrific than knowing your government gave up and just locked you in with the zombies...You're gonna run outta ammunition, food, and hope real soon. Then you and your loved ones will be ripped to shreds.All because you didn't take the zombie problem seriously. Take matters into your own hands, dammit! Stop waiting for someone else to shoot something for  you!

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