The Gos’ Bang Moment

Ryan Gosling literally made me choke on a bite of my Pollo Tropical sandwich and let out an “Oh my God!” through a mouthful earlier today when I saw this picture of him walking into LAX.

I mean, I know gun control is an issue in America – but not when it comes to the Gos’ arms.

Bang bang...he can shoot me down whenever he likes.

Dayum!

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They Have To Make This S--- Up, Right?

The Gos strikes again.

Ryan Gosling, he of the sexy dreams of many, reportedly saved a lady’s life in New York yesterday.

British writer Laurie Penny says she was walking along, not paying to the right side of the road since she’s from the U.K., when the fight-breaking actor grabbed her away from an incoming taxi.

Her hero!

My jealousy.

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Just Because, Pt. 80There’s a smooth criminal roaming the streets of Bangkok, and his name is Ryan Gosling.

The actor’s been in Thailand for the past few week working on a new movie titled Only God Forgives, which I understand is the reason he took up mixed martial arts...and why he looks extra-yummy these days.

I mean, Ryan – those guns (have mercy)!

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The Bestest, Most Perfect Date

Who hasn’t pictured spending Valentine’s Day with Ryan Gosling.

I know I have.

Recognizing the Oscar nominee is the s---, Time Warner Cable is making eight of his movies available On Demand for everyone to get their Gos-fix all of this month for $1.99-$4.99.

Among the tiles available are Remember the Titans, Fracture (I understand, an underwatched little gem), and Lars and the Real Girl.

Hey Ry, I shall get ya.

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Security Alert!

Uh, how did mix martial arts enthusiast and one of my picks for Best Actor of 2011 Ryan Gosling get past TSA at LAX with those guns on him yesterday?

He should be sooo grateful it was not my job to frisk him....

Right?

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MMA Man

So Ryan Gosling has taken up mixed martial arts, evidently.

Why can’t he like, take, oh, I don’t know.... Me!

Ah, wishful thinking is a beautiful thing, huh,

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