Monday, December 5, 2011

Monday Morning Thoughts

Holy hangover hell. Wow, that hurt. It's all Bilbo and Mrs. Bilbo's fault. I spent the evening drinking with them. It was going well until she made me drink tequila with her. After that, Bilbo and I almost got beat up by some bros. To be honest, I'm pretty sure we were asking for it. I remember him mocking them and I kept acting like a jackass at the bar. What a shit show. I spent all of Sunday sitting on the couch, covers pulled up to my neck, sipping water and complaining about how sick I felt.

Thanks again for crushing another team, Miami. You fucking dicks are the best 4-8 team ever assembled. Nice of you to turn it on now. Go fucking fuck yourselves. If I see Tony Sparano applaud a fucking field goal again, I'm going to snap. At least Chad Henne is officially done as the QB for Miami. That retarded fuck is so shitty.

Speaking of shitty, wow, the Colts are such faggy fags. Enjoy surrounding Andrew Luck with trash for the next ten years. I'm sure he won't be pissed about that. You fat humps deserve to die.

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