Florence Welch! Oh yeah, me so horny! Look at you, trying sooooo hard to act like you don't care what people think. Bilbo and I had a lovely conversation over the weekend about chicks like this. Some hot hipster chick walked by us and it sparked the conversation. Basically we came to the conclusion that chicks like that have perfectly manicured front AND backsides. It's all such a perfectly orchestrated look. They're just as fake as the chicks with huge fake tits and fake tans. They're just trying to attract a different type of man. If you ladies really didn't care, you'd have unkempt bushes and you wouldn't be spending $300 on those hipster glasses. Just be honest. Don't dismiss Bilbo and I so quickly when we walk up and ask to see what your asshole looks like. We're just giving you the attention you so desperately crave. Now tits or GTFO!
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