Gap: OK, for Cat's birthday we should all do something nice for her, to thank her for being a loyal reader. I will post pictures of her favorite actor Ed Norton. Brought, you write up a post about Dr. Who. Pembry, you post a skit.
Brought:How about I just show her a Bilboing good time?
Pembry and Gap: NO!!!!!
Pembry: Really Gap? We send her a couple thoughtful posts? Figures some anti-fracking goddamn hippy would want to send Cat some worthless presents. No, we need to send her something tangible. The thing she loves more than anything else in the world! Cod!
Gap: Where are we getting cod?
Pembry: Oh, we gon' fish!
(several hours later...)
Gap: Cat, may this tasty cod delight your taste buds, as our blog delights your other senses.
Brought: Cat, may this cod nourish you, like our blog nourishes your mind.
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