"I like snow. I would even dare to say I love snow. It's beautiful and fun to play in. I love when we get snow after snow after snow and it piles up so big that you can tunnel under it and build igloos in it. I love sledding down big hills covered in snow and building ramps and hurting myself when I sled over them. And it is this love that makes me so angry right now, sitting in snowless January, and is driving me to want to rape and murder Mother Nature. And I mean the bad kind of rape. You know, the one that goes in the back door sans lube. I hope that old bitch bleeds. And cries. But mostly bleeds. And if she doesn't? Knife rape. Filthy, rusty, angry knife rape. -brought
Years ago, Jimbo and I decided to play "8mm". We sat around and argued for two hours about which one of us should get to play Machine. It was the worst. We basically just quoted Machine over and over again, then we'd argue over whose impression we thought was better. Jimbo put the debate to rest when he brutally stabbed a girl to death. Then we started arguing about which one of us should get to play Dino Velvet. - Gap
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