Monday, February 20, 2012

Monday Morning Thoughts

Another weekend down the drain. No idea what I did. I remember Viv dragging me all over the place and yelling about wedding stuff. Aside from that, not too sure...maybe some Internet porn JOing...

God I miss football so much. I've been watching the NFL Network and bawling most nights. It's so far away and no amount of pre-combine coverage can make me happy. I hate the Colts and Jim Irsay so fucking much. How does a half-wit like Irsay get to go from Manning to Luck? Just go die somewhere, you tweeting fuck.

I like how it's a little chilly today. Fuck you, fag winter. Thanks for spending December, January and February in the fucking 50s. I hope Mother Nature fists you for being such a lame winter. Go away, I'm ready for summer and not having a pool now. At least Jimbo's apartment complex has a pool. Unfortunately for Bilbo and I, there are rules that prohibit us from screaming profanities, bringing bottles into the pool and listening to Modest Mouse at full volume.

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