Chris Pine, you lucky sum'bitch!

You are dating the finest artist of our generation! For years, I have thoroughly dominated MS Paint format, but my hat goes off to Olivia, the new leader in MS Paint Art.* Who apparently is being thoroughly dominated by Chris Pine. Who apparently is the dude who played William Shatner in the new Star Trek movie.

* /cocks shotgun and waits for Tommy or Eugene to show up




Slight plot hole. In Chapter one, you requested Chris Pine to place his penis in your mouth and throat area but then later in the story you suggest the penis should be in your vagina (or possibly your wrist or possibly that surfboard) "all the time." It can't be both places at once, Olivia! Unless the normal rules don't apply to Chris Pine. Is Chris Pine "special" like certain characters in Lost??? Is he the Desmond or Walt of dudes who are fucking Olivia!?! Oh wow, the plot just thickened! Consider me captivated by the awesome plot twists in this epic drama!



What's Choice B? WHAT IS CHOICE B!?!?!?! CLIFFHANGER!!!!!



Um....

/loosens collar

Oh boy! I uhhh...

/starts sweating

You see, here we have... Geez Louise

(head explodes)