Meanwhile at Gap's house...

Gap: I am really glad you came.





Pembrina: Thanks for fixing my laptop, Uncle Gap.

Gap: You sure you don't want this Diet Coke? I got it from your dad's stash.

Pembrina: Uh sure...

(several hours later...)



Eugene: Um sir, Mr. Pembry is outside demanding to be let in. He keeps asking if his daughter is in here.

Gap: Oh damn! I'd better put on my Kevin Bacon mask and see what the problem is.

Re: WCW

(Pembry family meeting)



Ashley: Pembry, you are being ridiculous.




Pembrina: This is so unfair, dad!




Pembry: I DON'T CARE! YOU ARE WEARING IT AND THAT'S THAT. THERE WILL BE NO MORE DISCUSSION ON THIS!

Ashley: A chastity belt, James? That is a little over-protective.

Pembrina: All the girls at school make fun of me. Plus the chastity belt is really weird, it calls the other girls 'Georgie' when I am changing in gym class.

Pembry: It is the only model certified as being completely Bilbo proof.



Pembrina: I hate you dad!

/Pembrina storms upstairs to her room