RE: Jimbo's horny advances

(outside sliding glass door at beNNate HQ)

Gap Dog: BARK BARK BARK!

Pembry: Hey, come on guy! There's nothing going on!


/Gap Dog growls

Pembry: You damn dog! Git outta my flowerbed!

/Gap Dog keeps digging

Pembry: I'm busy, I don't have time for this, so knock it off!

Pembry: Now, where were we, Cat? Inner-thigh massage?

/Pembry adjusts scumbag hat

Pembry: Would you like a Jack and Ginger before we proceed? Perhaps some cod?

/Pembry laces cod

Gap Dog: BARK! BARK BARK! BAAARK!

Pembry: What? How would you know what color Rohypnol is?

/Gap Dog opens sliding glass door by leaning against it

Pembry: Shit!

/Pembry runs into his panic room

Mr. Friday?

Is that you? You look different. Have you lost weight since last week? Seems like you got here super soon. I mean, I'm still horribly depressed, but it was a little pick-me-up that you got here so quick.

/Eugene whispers in Gap's ear

That's Mr. Thursday?!??!

/Eugene whispers in Gap's ear again

What the fuck is Good Friday? All Fridays are good, why is one so special?

/Eugene whispers in Gap's ear again

He did all that so we could get off on Friday? What a sweet dude!

Hey, Jesus!



Thanks bro!



/Gap skips off

Re: WCW

(Pembry family meeting)



Ashley: Pembry, you are being ridiculous.




Pembrina: This is so unfair, dad!




Pembry: I DON'T CARE! YOU ARE WEARING IT AND THAT'S THAT. THERE WILL BE NO MORE DISCUSSION ON THIS!

Ashley: A chastity belt, James? That is a little over-protective.

Pembrina: All the girls at school make fun of me. Plus the chastity belt is really weird, it calls the other girls 'Georgie' when I am changing in gym class.

Pembry: It is the only model certified as being completely Bilbo proof.



Pembrina: I hate you dad!

/Pembrina storms upstairs to her room

What are you talking about, Pembry?

Eugene: Nyaaaaa! Pembry, your comparison of electronic file sharing to Prohibition or the War on Drugs is inapt. The prohibition of the drug and alcohol trade made a highly profitable product illegal, and criminal organizations were incentivized to exploit those markets to make huge profits. By contrast, there already is a highly profitable market for the legal sale of music and entertainment. Criminal enterprises do not have a market to exploit to reap huge profits. The very nature of file sharing is the free exchange of a product. And the forces behind it simply cannot compete with their opponents, highly profitable and powerful industries that wish to sell their products for profit.



Pembry: The fuck you say to me, nerd? I got a 5 on the AP American History exam!



Gap: He is pretty much right. Do you know even the slightest thing about file-sharing?



/Pembry panics

Pembry: Errr...


/Pembry distracts Gap




/Pembry skulks away