Gapitan World: June 2012

Saturday, June 30, 2012

Does Willow Smith Have A Tongue Ring?

Does Willow Smith really have a tongue ring? … Did she really get her tongue pierced? … Did Will and Jada Smith LET her get her tongue pierced? More »

Source: http://feeds.gossiponthis.com/~r/gossiponthis/~3/6tXEhnMvrZ4/

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Oh Yeah, Savannah Guthrie Is Officially The New Ann Curry

While most of the Internet focused all their attention on Katie Holmes' real-life remake of Prison Break yesterday, NBC quietly released a statement confirming the DUH of all DUHs. No, they didn't confirm that when you squeeze Matt Lauer too hard, a fountain of Summer's Eve will shoot out of his mouth. They confirmed that Savannah Guthrie's got Ann Curry's old job now, so get used to it. They made it clear on yesterday's show that Savannah is the new co-host, but they didn't officially announce it on air. It's kind of like when my mom and dad split, and my dad made me hang out with him and his new girlfriend without telling me exactly who she was. It was obvious, though. So yesterday, I looked at Savannah through the screen the same way I looked at my dad's new piece. With eyes that said, "I know why you're here and I don't like it, bitch."

Here's the BLAH BLAH BLAHs the president of NBC News released to The Washington Post and everybody else yesterday:

?As soon as Savannah joined NBC News she was a standout, reporting for every franchise in the news division and rising through the ranks. She has a one-of-a-kind combination of sharp wit and approachability, and our viewers value her journalistic skills and legal background just as much as her humor and charm. She can effortlessly go from interviewing the Secretary of State to jumping Olympic-sized hurdles on the Plaza. I?m thrilled to welcome Savannah as our newest co-anchor, and along with Matt, Al and Natalie, we?ve got the best morning team in the business.?

They probably went with Savannah over Natalie Morales, Hoda Kotb and Tamron Hall, because she's almost like a Katie Couric Lite. Savannah seems nice, is smart, is pretty harmless and non-conterverisal. In other words:

No, that is not me 20 years ago. I'm too basic to pull off lime green tights.

(the basic bitch siren call via Slog)

Source: http://www.dlisted.com/2012/06/30/oh-yeah-savannah-guthrie-officially-new-ann-curry

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Erin Heatherton ?Head Over Heels? For Leonardo DiCaprio

The VS supermodel is supposedly doing “everything possible” not to mess up her relationship with Leo! addCustomPlayer('1xtvpwhgn455g1a12sbss32edu', '2D5CEC7F123744819B6DE4CE726F6B51', '1rclmaccpe5u0197rcy29zbv5z', 425, 320, 'perf1xtvpwhgn455g1a12sbss32edu-1rclmaccpe5u0197rcy29zbv5z', 'eplayer15');

Source: http://www.celebtv.com/erin-heatherton-head-heels-leonardo-dicaprio

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'Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' -- Wives Forced to Evacuate Due to Massive House Fire

The cast of "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" was evacuated from Adrienne Maloof's home moments ago -- shutting down production of the show -- after a neighboring house caught on fire.But it wasn't just any house -- it used to belong to Lisa…

Source: http://www.tmz.com/2012/06/29/real-housewives-of-beverly-hills-fire-evacuated/

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Katie Holmes Rented Secret Apartment Before Divorcing Tom Cruise [TomKat]

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It looks like Katie Holmes was planning her escape from Tom Cruise in advance. More »

Source: http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/gawker/full/~3/iQzYCfnHcZc/katie-holmes-rented-secret-apartment-before-divorcing-tom-cruise

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‘Real Housewives of Orange County' Star Alexis Bellino Bikinis in Las Vegas (PHOTOS)

Someone's getting a hard start on their Fourth of July festivities. Sporting an American flag bikini, Real Housewives of Orange County star Alexis Bellino celebrated an early Independence Day at the Encore Beach Club in Lasy Vegas' Wynn resort this Friday. Although the 35-year-old was seen flaunting her amazing beach body, Bellino recently told Celebuzz that she'd gladly trade it for a baby bump instead. "I am begging [my husband] Jim for one more!" she said, when asked about plans for more kids. "It's an on-going battle between us." In a recent episode of Real...

Source: http://gossipbucket.com/celebuzz/51040/real-housewives-of-orange-county-star-alexis-bellino-bikinis-in-las-vegas-photos/

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Miley Cyrus Is Back At It

Miley Cyrus definitely takes her fitness seriously. The actress, who recently attended the Australian in Film Awards & Benefit Dinner with her Aussie fianc� Liam Hemsworth was spotted leaving her pilates studio with a friend earlier today. Clearly Pilates is … Continue reading �

Source: http://www.imnotobsessed.com/2012/06/29/miley-cyrus-is-back-at-it-miley-cyrus-is-back-at-it/

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Lindsay Lohan Parties ?Til 1 AM

Just one day after being treated for exhaustion, the Liz and Dick star partied with pals til 1 in the morning! addCustomPlayer('1xtvpwhgn455g1a12sbss32edu', '2D5CEC7F123744819B6DE4CE726F6B51', '1ct0tsufnavm91ec0knx1nn0np', 425, 320, 'perf1xtvpwhgn455g1a12sbss32edu-1ct0tsufnavm91ec0knx1nn0np', 'eplayer15');

Source: http://www.celebtv.com/lindsay-lohan-parties-til-1

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Beyonce and Kim Kardashian Watch the Throne ? TOGETHER!!! ? in Birmingham [PHOTOS]

See! Beyonce DOES like Kim Kardashian.

Jay-Z‘s wife and Kanye West‘s new girlfriend were spotted out in public TOGETHER for the first time, and we have the picture proof! More »

Source: http://feeds.gossiponthis.com/~r/gossiponthis/~3/XP6MsYvz4h4/

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OK! Magazine Editor Accepts Thousands of Dollars From PR People After Her Dog Dies [Conflicts Of Interest]

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Shauna Bass is the entertainment director and former East Coast news editor at OK! Magazine. She frequently makes media appearances as an expert on reality TV. Last week, Simba, her pet Pomeranian, passed away. Sad. But Shauna's pain has been soothed by more than $5,000 in donations—most of it from people who have a professional obligation to get into OK! Magazine. More »

Source: http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/gawker/full/~3/7BPgpjRH9X8/ok-magazine-editor-accepts-thousands-of-dollars-from-pr-people-after-her-dog-dies

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?Teen Mom? Star Jenelle Evans and Her Estranged Fiance Arrested and Jailed After Domestic Dispute

Jenelle Evans from MTV’s “Teen Mom” and her on-again, off-again fiance Gary Head were both arrested and jailed over the weekend after getting into a fight at Jenelle’s home in Oak Island, North Carolina. More »

Source: http://feeds.gossiponthis.com/~r/gossiponthis/~3/Lc0_zZ03zVY/

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Adele announces her pregnancy to the world

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Tom Cruise Blindsided by Divorce?

Was Tom Cruise caught off guard by Katie Holmes's divorce papers? Flashback: Tom Cruise says, "Nothing's more important than my wife and children." Kim Kardashian is thankful for Spanx Miranda Kerr shares what makes her nervous Joe Manganiello says there's only three moves to stripping

Source: http://gossipbucket.com/popsugar/50921/tom-cruise-blindsided-by-divorce/

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Kelly Brook prefers curves

Kelly Brook in Ischia, Italy last year Kelly Brook tells the new issue of Look magazine that she is pretty much the coolest chick ever. Okay, she doesn’t use those words exactly, but how can you not say that…
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Source: http://www.damnimcute.com/celebrity-gossip-news-pictures-and-more/the-juicy/kelly-brook-prefers-curves/

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China Blocks Bloomberg.com for Unflattering Story on Leader [Media]

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A tipster tells us (and Twitter confirms) that Bloomberg's website has been blocked in China thanks to their publication this morning of this lengthy investigative story detailing the wealth of various relatives of Xi Jinping (pictured, with Hank Paulson), the man likely to be China's next president. More »

Source: http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/gawker/full/~3/FVKdmKJKI4Q/china-blocks-bloombergcom-for-unflattering-story-on-leader

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Friday, June 29, 2012

Justin Theroux Opens Up About Jennifer Aniston

“I’m the luckiest guy in the world” He may not be shouting it from the rooftops, but its close enough, Rock of Ages co-writer Justin Theroux, couldn’t contain himself as he opened up about his relationship with Jennifer Aniston. Justin admitted to Extra that he “couldn’t be happier” in his life. “I always go to [...]

Source: http://www.celebtv.com/justin-theroux-opens-jennifer-aniston

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Summer is Gone - Billy Lowe Music

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The Crap We Missed ? Friday 6.29.11

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where the porno influence on The Amazing Spider-Man has become an undeniable reality, Sharon Stone won’t stop until people are staring at her nipples inside a casket, Billy Crudup just tried weed for the first time, and Helena Bonham Carter knows how to land a role in Daniel Read More ...

Source: http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/thesuperficial/SNxk/~3/DnwQoUKvoGU/the-crap-we-missed-friday-6-29-11-06-2012

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She Is Waiting

I guess we are going to have to wait for a follow-up to Adele’s 21 whatever time we were going to...plus another nine months.

That’s because the songstress is pregnant.

The 24-year-old Grammy winner confirmed the news herself today, saying she and her bf of about a year, businessman Simon Konecki, are “over the moon and excited” about their upcoming arrival.

Congrats and much health to you three.

Photo: PerezHilton.com.

TomKat Are Done

It’s the end of an era: After five years of wedded bliss, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are calling it quits.

What is it the age difference? The fact that her career has been at a standstill ever since she and he started seeing each other? Or was it the fact he’s a fa...bulous person with a winning smile and career on the upswing once again?

Who knows. All that’s certain as of now is that it was Holmes initiated the split – she already has filed the divorce papers (so she means business...insert your own contract joke here if you like) – and that Cruise is “deeply saddened” by it. Furthermore, the actress wants sole custody of their daughter Suri.

Damn, TomKat, I really was beginning to think you were gonna go the distance.

Photo: UsMagazine.com.

Quote of the Day- Gandhi

Today, we conclude our quotes from figures who have been made into plush toys by the Unemployed Philosophers Guild with a quote from Mahatma Gandhi (1869-1948) who is a bit of an oxy moron in that he was one of the very, very few non-violent revolutionaries.

Gandhi actually has two things in common with Che Guevara, the subject of our last quote: One is that both men were revolutionaries, though Che went about it much differently as he killed lots and lots of people, but both were also assasinated.

In Gandhi's case, his death was a political assassination as opposed to a summary execution, but yes, the results are still pretty much the same, though Gandhi did live to be 78, whereas Che died at 39.

Gandhi fought British colonialism in India starting his famous Salt March in 1930.

On film, Ben Kingsley won an Oscar for playing Gandhi in the film by the same name, beating out the late Paul Newman, Peter O'Toole and Dustin Hoffman in the process.

Here is Gandhi's quote:

"Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony."

Quote of the Day/Week- Che Guevara

We continue our series of quotes from figures who have been made into plush doll toys by the American novelty company The Unemployed Philosophers Guild with a quote from the highly controversial Argentinian revolutionist Che Guevara (1929-1967), whose image can be seen on Cuban currency, since he helped Fidel Castro come to power.

Che tried a similar revolution in Bolivia, but the results were much different. In fact, he was assassinated there at age 39 by the Bolivian army, with help from the CIA. The village where he was executed La Higurea or "The Fig Tree" is now a surprising international tourist destination. Tourists can walk the trail and literally follow in Che's footsteps, but hopefully, they will not be greeted by a firing squad.

On film, Che has been portrayed at least three times, the most curious of which has to be Omar Sharif, an Egyptian actor in the film "Che!" (1969), where the late Jack Palance played Castro. It has a mere 4.5 on the Internet Movie Database.

Since Che was a man with far, far-left views which were fervently capitalism, many find the merchandising of his image, particularly on t-shirts, to be quiet ironic.

Here is the quote from Che:

"Many will call me an adventurer_ and that I am, only one of a different sort: one of those who risks his skin to prove his platitudes."

READ The FINE PRINT: As much as we love quoting Che Guevara, who has always been surprisingly popular, we recognize he is a controversial figure and we do not advocate Marxism as a political philosophy. But, of course, Marxists are welcome on our blogs as our Republicans!

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http://www.marxists.org

http://www.che-lives.com

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Selena Gomez Rocks New Auburn Hair with Long Extensions!

The star showed off her new ‘do at an event for her new movie Hotel Transylvania. But Teri Hatcher’s new chopped bob is a hair “don’t.” addCustomPlayer('1xtvpwhgn455g1a12sbss32edu', '2D5CEC7F123744819B6DE4CE726F6B51', '1q7mg9jvqmkhr1i5pamtyj30ob', 425, 320, 'perf1xtvpwhgn455g1a12sbss32edu-1q7mg9jvqmkhr1i5pamtyj30ob', 'eplayer15');

Source: http://www.celebtv.com/selena-gomez-rocks-auburn-hair-long-extensions

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No Bending Needed

Talk about a snub.

David Beckham, one of the highest-profile advocates of London getting the Olympic Games this year, has not been invited to play with the British soccer team at the Olympiad.

Clearly, it can’t be because dude’s no spring chicken: Becks may be 37, but he still plays – and looks! – hella fine.

Oh well...fine. Hell just have to remain stateside and give us something to talk about as he practices with the L.A. galaxy and sets trends for facial hair.

Photo: People.com.

Justin Bieber?s British Accent Interview

Bieber paid a visit to London’s Captial FM and spoke in a British accent for his entire 4 minute interview! //

Source: http://www.celebtv.com/justin-biebers-british-accent-interview

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The Mystery of Happiness

"How lucky we are, when we're spared what we think we want!" - Lionel Shriver

I read that quote in Shriver's brilliant novel We Need to Talk About Kevin (the film is great as well, but the book is filled with gems), and it resonated with me so much that I wrote it down everywhere-- on notebooks, bathroom stalls, other people's phones, soles of shoes, and all social media platforms.

It put into words a powerful realization I had made about myself and my life but didn't know how to describe. I seem to have less and less certainty of what makes me happy, and I think that's a very good thing to come to terms with.

There were many things I thought would make me happy.

I thought being thin would make me happy. I thought having small, perkier breasts would make me happy. I thought expensive bags would make me happy. I thought being a movie star would make me happy. I thought having a tall handsome boyfriend who would one day become my husband would make me happy. I thought being financially independent would make me happy. I thought having clear skin would make me happy. I thought not having stretch-marks or cellulite would make me happy. I thought being blonde would make me happy.

As I look at that list now, I see all those things I thought would make me happy were just that: ideas. Moreover, they were not tied to any real understanding of happiness, but rather to a deep need to belong. I would look around, see what made other people fit in and be cool, and label it as a recipe for happiness. If I have that, if I look like that, if I do that, if I own that, then I'll be happy.

I did get a lot of the things on that list. Others I gave up on. Either way, happiness didn't come automatically with the package. Yes, there was a great deal of satisfaction in losing weight and in being seen next to tall handsome boyfriends, but I wasn't happy. I placed my happiness outside of myself, not only in these external "achievements," but in other people seeing me as good enough to have them.

It's comfortable to do what is believed to make us happy. Everyone is relieved when I'm thin, clear-skinned, financially independent, and next to a tall handsome man. Those are the things I'm supposed to want and, for long enough, they were exactly what I wanted. But it takes effort to maintain the illusion. One day you eat a cupcake, you get a pimple, you lose your job, your boyfriend bores you, and you wonder if it's possible that happiness lives in things that are inherently transitory.

In realizing this, I have felt both confused and clear. I look at myself, my life, my goals, and my dreams with new eyes. Is this really what I want, or is it what I think I want? Do I ever know what I want, or do I only ever get to know for certain what I don't want after I've had it?

I always had clear pictures of my ideal future: married (to a tall handsome man), with children of my own, and traveling the world starring in movies and acting in plays. Now, those pictures are blurry. I don't want these things "in general" anymore. I still want them, but only if it feels like it's right for me when it happens, and not because they fit into this pretty picture that makes me, and everyone else, more comfortable.

Maybe I'll fall in love with a short chubby hairy man. Maybe I'll be a teacher and act in plays for free for a long time and it'll be okay. Maybe I'll live in a suburb. Maybe I'll have straw handbags. Maybe my boobs will sag and it won't be so bad. Maybe I'll gain five pounds instead of losing the always-goal ten. Maybe I'll stop getting pimples and start getting wrinkles and I'll miss my pimples. Maybe I'll adopt four Vietnamese girls and fall desperately in love with them. Maybe I'll be a single mom. Maybe I'll have three marriages. Maybe I'll make a big movie and miss acting in little plays. Maybe I'll shave my head. Maybe I'll be single for years. Who knows.

Whatever it is that I don't know I want, I am now open to it more than ever before, and I am so excited to live.

Image from here.

Have you been spared what you thought you wanted and now see how lucky you were?

Andy Dick Is Back In Rehab

It’s no joke, comedian Andy Dick has checked into rehab, Celebuzz reports. His admittance to the California rehab clinic came after an on-air intervention. Andy was filming his internet television show Andy Dick Live! when his boss, Alki David, gave him an ultimatum. The intervention was assisted by a specialist from Oasis, a treatment center [...]

Source: http://www.celebtv.com/andy-dick-rehab

Songs We Used to Love

Well last night's draft sucked ass for me as a Laker fan, so fuck everyone. I'm going to ruin your weekend by jamming a shit song into your brain.

According to Billboard, this was the #1 song of 1994. Ace of Base, seriously? Were you trying to be clever by not using 'Bass'? What a fucking shit group and shit song. Oh, interesting tidbit, everyone in 1994 was so fucking retarded that not only did Ace of Base have the #1 song of the year, they also had numbers 9 and 10. 3 goddamn shit songs in the top ten of that year. Here is a list of albums that came out in 1994:

Green Day - Dookie
Weezer's self-titled
Oasis - Definitely Maybe
Nirvana's Unplugged
Nas - Illmatic
STP - Purple
Live - Throwing Copper
Beastie Boys - Ill Communication
Beck - Mellow Gold

... and a thousand more fucking amazing albums that are revered nearly 20 years after the fact. 1994 was one of the greatest all-time single years for rock and roll and rap. And yet there were enough pieces of shit in this country with fucking terrible taste that Ace of Base had 3 of the top 10 songs OF THE YEAR. What the fuck America? WHAT THE FUCK!?!?

Personal Pussycat Pics!

We here are Weakthrust are constantly striving to bring you topnotch entertainment. And it is with that in mind that we trot out our newest weekly thread:

Personal Pussycat Pics! or LOOKIT DAT KITTEH!

In this segment, we'll post pictures of our kittehs.I'm sure at least 2/3s of our authors will just love this segment, along with two of our contributors. If you would like to submit your cat pictures for the post, please email them to me. All are welcome to join in the posting. Cat, we'd love to see pics of your pussy too.

LOOKIT DAT KITTEH!!!!

Jim Pembry:

LOOKIT DAT KITEH!!!!

Tommy Jarvis:

LOOKIT DAT KITTEH!!!

Turd:

LOOKIT DAT KITTEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

*-Editor's Note: I'm screaming that every time I post a cat picture. My boss is really getting creeped out.