Monday Morning Thoughts

Great, my fiber bar just rolled across my dirty desk...So, it's gonna be that kinda week.

Viv took me out to a brewfest this weekend. It was lovely, but I promptly proceeded to get shithoused. OH, YOU'VE GOT AN 8.7% IPA?!?! WELL, GIVE ME THIRTY OF THEM! They also had free pulled pork sandwiches. I ran around murdering those and chatting with some of the brew masters. The one thing I hate about those places is seeing the stand with the hot bitch working it. They know their beer is shit, but if they get a pretty face serving it, they'll at least get their name out. FUCK YOU. If your beer isn't good enough to stand on its own merits, you shouldn't have brought it here. Get that cunt out of the stand, she knows nothing about the swill she's trying to force us to drink.OHHHH, should we be able to detect some chocolate notes in this one?!?!? Question: do you have any clue what a porter is? I didn't think so! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go masturbate in those portable toilets to the thought of your luscious cans.

/runs off

Well, Lebron got his ring and now the creepy ESPN redemption storyline can begin. It's really unsettling how hard ESPN is pumping his cock now.  Like they just couldn't wait for him to be handed his title so they could start all these "Lebron isn't such a bad guy now" and "He's grown in the last year". Holy fuck. Shut up. He's still a self-centered assfag. Just because you dicks want us to love him again doesn't mean the majority of us are just gonna leap on the bandwagon. Get fucked and die forever. Thanks Drew.