Fucking hell. These weekends flying by are really fucking up my summer. It's almost July already? The fuck, time? Why do you have to fuck me out of Summer? FUCK YOU! Ugh...
... The Three Lions have officially bowed out of Euro 2012 in the most infuriating way possible: Penalty kicks. Hey Roy Hodgson, just a small thought here, but if you just spent pool play ferociously shielding your keeper from having to make a save, you probably should play for FUCKING PENALTY KICKS! I believe I counted 2 instances where England actually held possession in Italy's end during extra time. TWO. And they were one and done tries. The rest of the extra time was spent sweating fucking bullets while Italy's offense pounded away at the England defense. It's time to get a manager in there willing to try a bit of offensive creativity. Especially with some of the youngsters coming up. Please, PLEASE find a coach willing to get the most out of Nick Powell come 2014...
... Thank fuck Euro 2012 is on though because, well, I fucking miss football. How long till it comes back? End of summer? Oh, well then I rescind my rant at the top of this post because football. Please rush me through my summer, Mr. Calendar. Get me to September ASAP. Er, no, just August. Don't want to miss that new season of Hard Knocks...
... I like pools. But I fucking hate community pools. Dear everyone I live near, please stay the fuck away from the pool when I would like to go. I want to drink beers, splash around, and listen to obnoxious music while not seeing or hearing anyone else. Consider my pool hours ALL THE FUCKING TIME. GET THE FUCK OUT. THIS IS MY POOL NOW!
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