Ahhhhh...spent a lovely weekend in the mountains with the family. Lake swimming, gun shooting, BBQ eating and fire starting. That all came to a screeching halt and now I'm back in hell. Whatever, BATMAN is about to happen, so I'm not too mad.
Also, congrats to Turd, who welcomed his second child into the world over the weekend as well. When reached for comment, he was heard to remark, "Peter Pan's gots kids?"
It also looks like we're being thrust back into another fucking heatwave. Just go ahead and die, Mother Nature, you dumb cunt. I DON'T HAVE A POOL, SO YOU BEING HOT AS FUCK DOESN'T HELP ME! Where were you when I had a pool? You dumb bitch! You couldn't get over76 degrees back then, stupid whore, slut, bitch. Come over here, I'm gonna punch the whore outta ya.
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