We may occasionally say highly offensive or creepy things but it is all in jest. You are hands down our favorite viewer. And even if we liked the other ones in the slightest (/glares at Tommy and Mr. Horse), you would still be our favorite. And I realized we never pander to you. And so here is a post that is purely to pander to you. You like hot guys on TV. Well then you should be watching True Blood...
This is Eric and Alcide, played by Alexander Skarsgård (I even added that weird circle thing that you people love) and Joe Manganiello. Apparently Joe's blurred penis is on the movie Magic Mike but I can't find it on the Internet. And I have looked. A lot. For you of course.
Eric is about to glamor Alcide. It's what vampires do to make people forget things. Hold on BRB, is it getting hot in here, I need to check my AC, I feel like it is getting hot in here...
Eric approaches...
/wipes sweaty palms on pants leg
Oh Alcide is scared at big bad vampire Eric!
/loosens collar
Uh, so I was saying, Cat you should watch this show...
Vampire blood has healing properties. Also when he sticks his thumb sensuously in his mouth I... sorry I am getting off track here. Cat, True Blook airs on...
Oh sweet jesus... on HBO, Sunday nights at...
Ho boy... wait so anyway, Viv I was saying... wait I was talking to Cat? Oh, sorry I am a little distracted....
/starts drooling on keyboard
Yeah so Cat just...
/trails off
/looks around and closes blinds to window and shuts door
Whoa sorry... no I didn't mean any of that in a gay way... I am just intrigued by glamoring. And watching Eric dominate that... no! Enough! Anyway, there are other characters on the show like...
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