Showing posts with label bloodsuckers other than Pembry and his coworkers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bloodsuckers other than Pembry and his coworkers. Show all posts
Thursday, July 26, 2012
Tuesday, July 17, 2012
Peace Offering to Cat
Our dearest Cat:
We may occasionally say highly offensive or creepy things but it is all in jest. You are hands down our favorite viewer. And even if we liked the other ones in the slightest (/glares at Tommy and Mr. Horse), you would still be our favorite. And I realized we never pander to you. And so here is a post that is purely to pander to you. You like hot guys on TV. Well then you should be watching True Blood...
This is Eric and Alcide, played by Alexander Skarsgård (I even added that weird circle thing that you people love) and Joe Manganiello. Apparently Joe's blurred penis is on the movie Magic Mike but I can't find it on the Internet. And I have looked. A lot. For you of course.
Eric is about to glamor Alcide. It's what vampires do to make people forget things. Hold on BRB, is it getting hot in here, I need to check my AC, I feel like it is getting hot in here...
Eric approaches...
/wipes sweaty palms on pants leg
Oh Alcide is scared at big bad vampire Eric!
/loosens collar
Uh, so I was saying, Cat you should watch this show...
Vampire blood has healing properties. Also when he sticks his thumb sensuously in his mouth I... sorry I am getting off track here. Cat, True Blook airs on...
Oh sweet jesus... on HBO, Sunday nights at...
Ho boy... wait so anyway, Viv I was saying... wait I was talking to Cat? Oh, sorry I am a little distracted....
/starts drooling on keyboard
Yeah so Cat just...
/trails off
/looks around and closes blinds to window and shuts door
Whoa sorry... no I didn't mean any of that in a gay way... I am just intrigued by glamoring. And watching Eric dominate that... no! Enough! Anyway, there are other characters on the show like...
We may occasionally say highly offensive or creepy things but it is all in jest. You are hands down our favorite viewer. And even if we liked the other ones in the slightest (/glares at Tommy and Mr. Horse), you would still be our favorite. And I realized we never pander to you. And so here is a post that is purely to pander to you. You like hot guys on TV. Well then you should be watching True Blood...
This is Eric and Alcide, played by Alexander Skarsgård (I even added that weird circle thing that you people love) and Joe Manganiello. Apparently Joe's blurred penis is on the movie Magic Mike but I can't find it on the Internet. And I have looked. A lot. For you of course.
Eric is about to glamor Alcide. It's what vampires do to make people forget things. Hold on BRB, is it getting hot in here, I need to check my AC, I feel like it is getting hot in here...
Eric approaches...
/wipes sweaty palms on pants leg
Oh Alcide is scared at big bad vampire Eric!
/loosens collar
Uh, so I was saying, Cat you should watch this show...
Vampire blood has healing properties. Also when he sticks his thumb sensuously in his mouth I... sorry I am getting off track here. Cat, True Blook airs on...
Oh sweet jesus... on HBO, Sunday nights at...
Ho boy... wait so anyway, Viv I was saying... wait I was talking to Cat? Oh, sorry I am a little distracted....
/starts drooling on keyboard
Yeah so Cat just...
/trails off
/looks around and closes blinds to window and shuts door
Whoa sorry... no I didn't mean any of that in a gay way... I am just intrigued by glamoring. And watching Eric dominate that... no! Enough! Anyway, there are other characters on the show like...
Monday, May 14, 2012
OMGOMOMGOMG!
/puts on Hipster glasses
Game of Thrones has been great this season but this season the show is a pale imitation of the second book.
The ways that the show has diverged from the books so far this season have all been terrible decisions in my expert opinion. No, HBO is only allowed to diverge from a novel when the novels are about vampires and sort of romancy and gay...
When last we covered Viv's favorite show, True Blood...
And now...
/prays to the Old Gods and the New that Tara is actually dead
Stabler vs. Russell Edgington!?!
/takes of pants and waits in front of TV
Game of Thrones has been great this season but this season the show is a pale imitation of the second book.
The ways that the show has diverged from the books so far this season have all been terrible decisions in my expert opinion. No, HBO is only allowed to diverge from a novel when the novels are about vampires and sort of romancy and gay...
When last we covered Viv's favorite show, True Blood...
And now...
/prays to the Old Gods and the New that Tara is actually dead
Stabler vs. Russell Edgington!?!
/takes of pants and waits in front of TV
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