Pembry Gives Hockey A Second Chance

I have not hidden my disdain for hockey.  First, it is a stupid sport dominated by Canadians and commies.  Second, it is laughable how abysmal its ratings are, even the Stanley Cup.  Well, hockey has been in the news recently and I have to be honest, if this recent news is indicative of hockey as a whole, I am fully on board.  You see, hockey's greatest player is Wayne Gretzky.  He is basically the Michael Jordan of hockey. Or maybe he is the Bo Jackson of hockey.

/starts humming theme song to Pro Stars

Anyway, his young daughter just loves posting pictures of herself on Twitter and Instagram (which is Facebook for hipsters).

 

 Whoa, hockey IS fun.  The last time a slutty white girl like that showed up in pro basketball, Kobe lost his Sprite endorsement and had to buy his wife a really big diamond.  After the jump, some more wonderful Twitter and Instagram posts from the Princess of Hockey, along with along with some interesting facts about hockey.

Wow, hockey truly is a legitimate sport.  Oh, and I couldn't find any interesting facts about hockey. Let me take a closer look...

 

Wait, what was I talking about?  Oh yes, lacrosse, it turns out it's an enjoyable sport to watch after all.