RE: Jimbo's horny advances

(outside sliding glass door at beNNate HQ)

Gap Dog: BARK BARK BARK!

Pembry: Hey, come on guy! There's nothing going on!


/Gap Dog growls

Pembry: You damn dog! Git outta my flowerbed!

/Gap Dog keeps digging

Pembry: I'm busy, I don't have time for this, so knock it off!

Pembry: Now, where were we, Cat? Inner-thigh massage?

/Pembry adjusts scumbag hat

Pembry: Would you like a Jack and Ginger before we proceed? Perhaps some cod?

/Pembry laces cod

Gap Dog: BARK! BARK BARK! BAAARK!

Pembry: What? How would you know what color Rohypnol is?

/Gap Dog opens sliding glass door by leaning against it

Pembry: Shit!

/Pembry runs into his panic room

Oh Caaaaaat...

USA: 17

Denmark:?

They're getting closer, I can feel it!

What does Denmark do well...aside from produce hot women?

A Weak Thrust In-Depth Look at Racism and Sports

A Greek triple jumper named Voula Papachristou was expelled from the Greek Olympic team after she posted on Twitter what many considered to be a racist tweet.

Now many are saying that Papachristo's comments may have been in poor taste but were not truly racist, and that regardless the punishment is way too harsh, as she had worked her entire life to make the Olympic team.

Weak Thrust takes a deeper look at the controversy:

In conclusion, I say I don't care whether she said Hitler was a god, I want to see more of these pictures so let that white bitch back on the team!  On the hand, not letting her on the team could send her on a downward spiral that may result in her doing a naked photoshoot.  Hmmm.... no easy answers.


No matter where you stand on this issue, it is clear that that this debate is thought-provoking.  Join us on Weak Thrust next time a semi-famous female with lots of photos of her crotch does something controversial, for another in-depth report and intellectual debate.

Pembry Gives Hockey A Second Chance

I have not hidden my disdain for hockey.  First, it is a stupid sport dominated by Canadians and commies.  Second, it is laughable how abysmal its ratings are, even the Stanley Cup.  Well, hockey has been in the news recently and I have to be honest, if this recent news is indicative of hockey as a whole, I am fully on board.  You see, hockey's greatest player is Wayne Gretzky.  He is basically the Michael Jordan of hockey. Or maybe he is the Bo Jackson of hockey.

/starts humming theme song to Pro Stars

Anyway, his young daughter just loves posting pictures of herself on Twitter and Instagram (which is Facebook for hipsters).

 

 Whoa, hockey IS fun.  The last time a slutty white girl like that showed up in pro basketball, Kobe lost his Sprite endorsement and had to buy his wife a really big diamond.  After the jump, some more wonderful Twitter and Instagram posts from the Princess of Hockey, along with along with some interesting facts about hockey.

Wow, hockey truly is a legitimate sport.  Oh, and I couldn't find any interesting facts about hockey. Let me take a closer look...

 

Wait, what was I talking about?  Oh yes, lacrosse, it turns out it's an enjoyable sport to watch after all.

Advice Time With Jim Pembry

Miley, if you do that with your hand there is virtually no chance you will be featured on a skit again.  You aren't a JB anymore, so you can't get by just riding a pink bike and showing a smidgeon of cleavage.

 

No Becky, you keep doing EXACTLY what it is you are doing. 

 Work on those tans you effeminate prima donnas.  Raptors like their meat Pittsburgh style.

Dear Game of Thrones, I love you as a show but every time you have parted ways with the books I think it has been a really bad decision.

  

Wait... who is this?  She isn't in the books!  What did I just say...

OK, I'll hear you out....

 

 

/spits out  Dornish wine

 

 ALL HAIL THE QUEEN OF THE NORTH!

The King is dead! Long live the King!

For years now, Weak Thrust has been at the forefront of posts about cute kittehs and supple bosoms. But eventually the alpha male of the pride gets taken down by an up and comer. Congrats Kitties and Titties (obviously NSFW, what are you a a ruhtard?). May your reign be glorious.

/passes the mantle

Don't worry though we still keep the crown for kitties and ass pics. And creepiness. And inappropriateness. Wait, what?

Ass N Kitties from ASCII alice on Vimeo.

Fuck.

Happy Early Birthday, Cat

And Jimbo's personal favorite:



Mr. Horse, I don't know when your birthday is, but here:

RE: Brought's stupid Robotcop comment