Wacky Confession Wednesday (oops)

Whoa, I say WHOA THERE! We missed it twice? This blog is the WORST! Well, like Bilbo always says, "Hey, at least I finally remembered to put the condom on."


I've been going to Starbucks just about every day of the week for the last few months. Thing is, I only get decaffeinated beverages now. Many people think it's stupid to pay all that money for a decaf iced coffee, but I know better. I'm just building up my alibi one cup at a time. That way, when all that lucious JB starts to disappear from the Starbucks parking lot, the baristas will be all like, "Who, Gap, yeah, he's just one of our sweet regulars. He orders a decaf iced coffee every day and makes conversation about the weather. Sometimes he takes an unusually long time in the bathroom, but that's only when Megan's working." -Gap

Bilbo with no longer be submitting WCWs because he thinks we've taken it as far as we can. What a fucking asshole. I'll be taking over his duties from here on out. So, without further adieu, Bilbo's latest WCW:

"I'm a fucking idiot with a sad life." -Bilbo