Easy Fix, Ryan Lochte – Just Call Me Not Maybe!

Contrary to what his mom – his mom! – may have said, Ryan Lochte, the sexiest douchebag in America, says he has never had a one-night stand.

Right....

“They took it [what his mother said to Today] out of context,” the Olympiad has clarified. “She meant since the last four years I just wanted to focus on swimming, and I didn’t really have time for a relationship.”

Well, now that your part in the games is pretty much done (he is done, right?), you should have no trouble at all getting your “Jeah”s off...so go run around London – or call me maybe.

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