Need Some Help, Mr. Missile?

Lemme get one thing outta the way right away: I am Team USA all the way these Summer Olympics (with a healthy dose of cheer for my native Peru, natch).

But as an admired of all hotties, male or female, I must offer to lend a helping hand where one is needed – you hear that, hot Aussie James Magnussen, a.k.a. “The Missile.”

So next time you’re about to compete and need to make any necessary adjustments, call me, fly me to wherever you are (I ain’t never been to your native Down Under – see what I did there?), and I will come.

Boy, would I ever.... I mean, look at that...nose! (Seriously, it is hella sexy.)

Photo: StanDrivel.com.