Showing posts with label Bilbo and Pembry renew their bitter rivalry. Show all posts
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Monday, November 28, 2011

Re: Jimbo Welches

/knock on door

Jimbo: Who is it?

Bilbo: Let us the fuck in!

Jimbo: I don't know who you are. Please identify yourself.

Bilbo: Goddamnit, you know who this is! I want my $15!

Jimbo: I don't remember owing anyone $15. Please leave.

/kick at door

/2nd kick at door

/door flies open


Bilbo: GIMME MY GODDAMN $15!

Jimbo: What $15? And Gap, why are you on Bilbo's side?

Gap: He made a dumb bet with me too, promising me your $15 as part of the $20 he's going to owe me when the Fins finish worse than .500. SO GIMME MY GODDAMN $15!

Jimbo: Shit.
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