(Pembry looks down upon Weak Thrust troll army)
(horns blow)
Pembry: A new power is rising. Its victory is at hand!
(loud troll cheers)
Pembry: This night, the land will be stained with the tears of the cyber-bullied. March to Facebook and Twitter. Leave none un-trolled!
(loud troll cheers)
Pembry: There will be no dawn for nerds!
Pembry: Do you know how the trolls first came to be? They were flamers once.. taken by the dark powers, tortured and mutilated, a ruined and terrible form of life. And now, perfected. My fighting trolls. Whom do you serve?
Turd: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
