This may be the single best and worst idea ever. God bless eccentric billionaires. Lord knows if I had all the money in the world I'd be doing shit like this. I'd actually also be doing this. I mean, why not? There's always a chance they'd be down for it.
Odds are if they're willing to let their asshole get eaten on a public beach, they're willing to take a money shot from me for a few million! God, I want to be rich.
