Polish that turd

So, you assholes want to change your logo, huh?


Well, let me throw my hat in the ring and suggest a few possible logos:

The Lebrons

Last night I was watching the NBA playoffs and praying that Lebron would blow out his ACL. It got me thinking. I flipped open the old PC and watched this beauty.




My God, we used to love Lebron. He was an icon above reproach just a few short years ago. My how the times have changed. He had a million commercials, and the collective goodwill of just about everyone in the USA. By all accounts, he seemed like a nice guy too. He interviewed well and let his game do the talking. Sure, he wasn't a killer, but that just endeared you more to him. You wanted to root for him to get that championship. He deserved it. He put in the time at the Cavs, busted his ass really.

I think about those days and cannot believe that was the same guy. What the fucked happened? Was that all just a charade? Were you secretly just a huge cocksucker the entire time, or did your friends help you work at it?

It doesn't really matter at this point, keep being dismissive in your interviews and continue to be the villain. There is nothing he could ever do to win back the fans or media. GOOOO everyone in the NBA, except The Heat.

Fuck You Jim Cameron

Holy fucking shit James Cameron. Are you fucking serious with this?

“I’m in the ‘Avatar’ business. Period. That’s it. I’m making ‘Avatar 2,’ ‘Avatar 3,’ maybe ‘Avatar 4,’ and I’m not going to produce other people’s movies for them. I’m not interested in taking scripts. And that all sounds I suppose a little bit restricted, but the point is I think within the ‘Avatar’ landscape I can say everything I need to say that I think needs to be said, in terms of the state of the world and what I think we need to be doing about it.”


You know that movie fucking BLEW ASS, right Jim? You know you shoved your fucking environmentalist agenda down everyone's throats so fucking hard that lines from this movie are literally used as ridicule toward moron tree huggers, right? Avatar fucking FOUR? Jesus fuck, what the hell can that even be about?

You made Terminator and T2. You made Aliens. The Abyss! True Lies! Get back to your fucking roots! Stop with the fucking "message" you're so anxious to push and get back to creating ENTERTAINMENT. If you wanna push your goddamn agenda, then fucking stick to documentaries. Don't waste your incredible vision and state-of-the-art technology on making the same fucking movie FOUR fucking times! Go do some fucking badass shit right now.

You see the trailer for Prometheus? Because Ridley Scott just fucked your ass. Have you even bothered to see Nolan's Batman stuff? Because he is hitting your balls like a speedbag. Movies are passing you by because you are so fucking concerned with idiot messages. You are wasting your talents. FUCK.

Weak Thrust joins a Rec-League.

Rape and poor sportsmanship ensue.

Goodbye Dickface

Today we bid adieu to one of the dirtiest players to ever play the game.

So long, you blindsiding asshole.



You've really made a wonderful career out of killing people when they weren't looking. I'm so glad Ed Reed ripped your head off a few times. Obviously it doesn't make up for the numerous times you put some poor guy out of the game, but it helps.

Now, go try and get on ESPN with Rodney Harrison. Maybe you see which one of you assholes can talk about how things aren't done "The Steeler Way" or "The Patriot Way" anymore? God, I hope you both die.

Gap's Movie Corner

Oh. My. God. Shut the fuck up, Hugo. What a horrible movie. I went in expecting something wonderful and ended up smashing my remote. Fuck Hollywood. Self-centered assholes standing around congratulating one another for being sooooooooo amazing. Shut the fuck up before I drive out there and fist fuck you all to death. Jesus, I've never seen the grass-fuckers in Hollywood try to suck their own dicks so hard before. Hugo is essentially a movie about how wonderful movies are. They try to shoehorn in a message about fixing broken things, but it gets lost in all the cum-chugging.

You wanna watch Hugo? Here, watch Tonight, Tonight with the sound off while playing any Sean Penn acceptance speech.





There, you just watched Hugo.

I'm beginning to hate Hollywood more and more, they stand around jerking each other off as though they're solving world hunger...We live in a world filled with famous-for-nothing celebrities and retards getting on the "Kony's a weally, weally, weally, bad guy so we'd better send out this youtube link bandwagon". Everyone just shut the fuck up. I just want to watch an original movie that keeps me entertained for two hours. THAT'S IT!

You overpaid fucks ever make something like this again and there will be trouble.

Here are the most stressful jobs in America. The next time Actor shows up on there, you fags can make another movie about how wonderful you are. Until then, shut the fuck up.

Oh, Pembry, I fixed those memes:

And here we....go.

Today marks the beginning of Google's new privacy policy.


Essentially, Google says it's merging multiple privacy policies and tracking users across multiple Google products (gmail, youtube, etc.) to provide a better online experience. This basically means you're surrendering a shitload of personal information. I've also stopped using GoogleDNS. I love 4chan, hot porno, and other fun sites, and I not too fond of the idea of Google caching all of that AND having additional information on me thanks to their new privacy policy.

Please leave us alone, we're looking at tits and blogging.

This is the end.

BTjunkie shutting down and Piratebay about to be shut down marks the end of file sharing as we know it. This is the saddest shit that ever sadded. Part of me is dead...the part that liked stuff for free. Now I have to get fucking HBO and rent movies online. Netflix is a worthless pile of cocks, so I'll be canceling that, despite Viv's protest.

Get ready, because this is just the beginning.

Monday Morning Thoughts

Shut the fuck up Bilbo. The fucking Pats are going to the Super Bowl for the fucking fifth time and you're going to whine like an asshole the entire time. Just fucking die. "Oh, they're gonna get beat by the Giants, WAAAHHHHHH. I can't just enjoy the fact that they go to Super Bowl after Super Bowl and enjoy an annual trip to the post season. Nooooooo, I have to whine and cry like a stupid jackass the entire time."

Every team that could have beaten them (Steelers and Jets) was removed from the post season or didn't even make it. They had to beat Flacco and Tebow to get in. You should be jumping up and down and kissing children. The odds of them having to only beat those two horrible QBs to earn a trip to the SB is blind luck.

It's bad enough I have to suffer as a Miami fan, but to listen to stupid pricks like you bitch about arguably the greatest modern era dynasty ever makes me want to pound your dumb face until there's nothing but pulp left.

My really tall friend and I installed a new floor in my kitchen over the weekend, hooray for adhesive ceramic! No, I'm not referring to Tommy Jarvis as my "really tall friend". He can barely work a water fountain, there's no way I'd trust him to install a floor.

Threw my kitteh against the wall after she bit me when I tried to move her off the bed. Yeah, cunt, I'm still the dominant one in the household.

FIGHT!!!

Let's all join hands and wave our middle fingers!

Keep it up!

The horse shit Protect IP act may be amended! Three cheers for freedom!

Senator Patrick Leahy, massive fag and huge fuckface

said Thursday he plans to offer an amendment that would require a study of the impact of the ISP provisions in the bill before they are implemented.

AND..."If the study found negative impacts, it's likely the ISP provision would be killed. The Senate is scheduled to begin debate on PIPA on Jan. 24."

HAW HAW HAAAAWWWW



The biggest opponents of this and SOPA are literally the guys who run the Internet (Google, Amazon, FB, etc.). This. Is. Awesome. Hopefully, their study will show negative impacts with a little help from these giants.

Fucking STOP!

If you fucking cock honkers don't stop ruining the Earth, I'm going to fucking snap.

Go watch GasLand and tell me you're not furious.


Fracking is quite possibly one of the worst things to do to the planet. Let's fire chemicals into the Earth, contaminate millions of gallons of water, cause dramatic shifts and structure changes to the ground, and vent toxic gases into the atmosphere. Yeah, that'll be real good idea. You fucking faggots make me sick. Anything for a buck. Instead of dumping R&D into finding "green" alternatives to fracking, you simply bypass multiple clean water acts and drill away. Thanks Cheney, you worthless cum-sucking fuck face...Die.

Oh fucking shit...

Well, Miami finally fired Sparano. Unfortunately, Ross still owns the majority share of the Dolphins, and he is a tumbling, tumbling, jackass.

Could you just get the fuck out of the way and let someone with a clue run the organization? You need to die, slowly. Just go hire Cowher and allow him to bring in his own staff. Don't appoint your buddy as VP and force he and Ireland to work together. I fucking hate you so much. You're ruining this franchise and making it so nobody wants to touch it.

FUCK YOU!

Fuck the fucking Colts. You smug fucking douchebags are deliberately trying to run the table in reverse. It's even more apparent now. You almost won last week, so you decided to bench your starting QB and fire the D coordinator in an effort to ensure Andrew Luck. Fuck you! The fact that this organization hasn't been called out for this pathetic display is beyond Bilbo and I. Each week we get madder and madder. Fuck Polian, fuck Irsay, fuck their fans, fuck ESPN, fuck Caldwell, and fuck anyone who doesn't think their team should suffer a thousand straight losses after this bullshit performance. I hope Manning totally fucks up this deal for them. Luck seems like a nice enough guy, but I hope he fucking busts.

Eat a million cocks.