If that wasn't bad enough another role model was forced to resign this week... Everyone thinks Bill Clinton was a sweet dude.
And he was. But look at the trailer trash that guy was banging:
Come on man, you were literally the most powerful man on the planet. You could destroy entire nations or even the entire world on a whim. You clearly could have gotten way better trim than that. So that is why today we mourn the fall the of a true sweet dude world leader, Silvio Burlusconi. Silvio is such a sweet dude, when he was charged with soliciting an underage hooker, his defense called George Clooney as a witness. Baically, Silvio is such a sweet dude that is defense is "George Clooney is my wingman and he can verify that at the time the prosecution claims I was having sex wuith that underage hooker I was actually in a hot tub orgy with Clooney and four barely legal Swedish models." Or something like that, I didn't actually read the article.
But regardless, look at Lewinsky and Flowers, and then check out some of the ladies Silvio has committed adultery with:
Thoughts, Bill?
I know.
Oh and if this week couldn't possibly get worse, Weak Thrust role model and favorite actor Liam Neeson got drunk and possibly peed himself.
Seriously, there is no God.
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