Friday, January 20, 2012

Dear New Madden,

This guy sucks:



Also, your new roster update has made the 49ers unbeatable. I first found out when I went to play Madden online. The guy picked the 9ers and I picked the Texans. I thought it was fair until the first snap of the ball. He blew the doors off me until I threw the remote and held the power button in on the PS3. I know, I'm a really good sport.

Anyway, the fucking 9ers aren't that great. Making Alex Smith really good and Vernon Davis unstoppable is stupid. Brady and Gronk should be the players with that ability...because they're going to the Super Bowl this year and all they had to do was beat Tebow and Flacco. How the fuck is that fair? Could they get any luckier? They already have three fucking Super Bowls...maybe make it a little harder? Go fucking die. I don't care what Bilbo says, I'm driving to his house and punching his head from his body when NE wins the SB this year. So, enjoy those 7-10 seconds after NE wins, because your life will be abruptly ended...and don't worry, you wife and child shall meet you in the afterlife.

/pulls out sword

No, I will not give you a clean death.

Love,

Gap

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