BOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO. I fucking hate you, New Monday. What a shitty weekend of football. I hope everyone on the Tebow train is ready for its horrific derailment next Saturday. That team will literally be fucked into submission. It's probably going to lead to me killing Bilbo. He's being really careful to not act too smug and ruin his team's inevitable shot at the Super Bowl this year. What a fucking horrible collection of QBs in the AFC. It'll be a huge embarrassment if they don't make it out of the AFC this year.
Looks like Miami lost the Jeff Fisher race. Meh. I don't blame him for not picking them. Going down there and seeing that collection of assholes would cause anyone to flee. Hopefully low ticket sales and year after year of terrible finishes will cause Fag McFagfag to sell the team sooner rather than later.
Went to my brother-in-law's surprise birthday celebration on Saturday. Hilarious. He got absolutely shithoused while the rest of us stayed pretty sober. I was actually Viv's designated driver. I love when he gets hammered because he acts like a huge prick to everyone and always manages to say the worst thing at the worst time to someone. It's high comedy.
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