Seriously, who is slaughtering hundreds of thousands of herring and littering Norway's beaches with them?
I'll tell you who. Weak Thrust enthusiast Cat Jensen has disappeared of late. But being that she is a supervillain, the fact that she has gone dark can only mean she is up to no good. And we have already established that she hates Norway. And loves salty fish. Clearly she is unhappy with the content of Weak Thrust of late and is acting out her revenge on the poor men and women of Norway. Then going back later and eating all those fish. Come back to us Cat! Weak Thrust only exists to please you. Tell us how to pander to you, our queen!
(dog door swings open)
Pembry: What?
Gap Dog: Bark!
Pembry: No, I'm not being creepy!
Gap Dog: Bark!
Pembry: It's not like I suggested we should hobble her so she can't leave us again. We have done that skit like four times already.
Gap Dog: BARK BARK BARK!
Pembry: Come on guy!
Meh. Listen Cat, you disappeared and we miss you. But not in a creepy way. In summation:
If this doesn't work we are going to go back to just trolling Mad Rocket Scientist.
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