Former Hutt slave girl, Olivia Munn, will certainly go down as one of the greatest actresses of our generation. Her stunning performance in __________ [note: research and insert movie] where she portrayed _______________ [note: research and insert role], will go down as one of the greatest onscreen performances of all time.
But after some nerds hacked into her Twitter and stole some private pictures, it is now revealed she is also quite the wordsmith. Olivia is not simply building on the body of achievement of __________ [note: research and insert ethnicity] writers. Instead she has created an entirely new form of prose, that of MS Paint captioning.
Noted literary critic Cat Jensen has proclaimed that Munn is __________ [note: obtain Cat's phone number, call her, convince her not to hang up and get restraining order, get quote about Olivia Munn]
Bravo, Olivia. I am only disappointed I did not have your body of work to study in high school instead of that hack Chaucer. Reading your seminal piece "Begging you to slap my ass so hard I cry..." literally changed my life.
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