Doctor: Country.
Emo Ostrich: England.
Doctor: Gun.
Emo Ostrich: Shot.
Doctor: Agent.
Emo Ostrich: Provocateur.
Doctor: Murder.
Emo Ostrich: Employment.
Doctor: SkyBilbo.
Emo Ostrich: ...
Doctor: SkyBilbo.
Emo Ostrich: Done...
/Emo Ostrich storms out of interrogation room
Emo Ostrich: Hmph!
If you make yourself more than just a man. If your devote yourself to an ideal. Then you become something else entirely.
A troll, Mr. Turd. A troll.
Dying Tommy Jarvis: We were in this together. And then you were gone. Now there's evil rising. The Turd must come back.
Turd: What if he doesn't exist anymore?
Dying Tommy Jarvis: He must... he must...
Catwoman: There's a storm coming...
Pembry: You sound like you're looking forward to it.
Catwoman: You and your friends better batten down the hatches. Because when it hits, you're all going to wonder how you ever thought you could live so large and leave so little cod for the rest of us...
Eugene: What are you?
Eugene: What?
/Mr. Horse takes off mask that makes him impossible to understand
Mr. Horse: I'm Weak Thrust's reckoning....
Turd: Why didn't you just kill me?
Mr. Horse: Your trolling must be more severe. When Weak Thrust is ashes, you have my permission to die.
Hope is lost. Faith is broken. A troll will rise.
Catwoman: You don't owe these people anymore. You've given them everything.
Turd: Not everything. Not yet...
On July 20
The epic conclusion
To the Turd legend.
Turd: 'sup?
/Turd sips beer
Turd: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
A king has his reign.
And then it goes awry. It is inevitable.
5head Nic: These are ancient civilizations that were separated by centuries and yet this same pictogram was discovered at every one of them.
Ashley: I think they want us to come and find them.
Prometheus has landed.
Emma: We're all here because of a map you found in a cave
Pembry: Not a map, an invitation.
Emma: From whom?
Pembry: Meh...
Ashley: Prometheus, are you seeing this?
Emma: Whatever that probe is picking up, it's reading a life form.
Pembry: What do you mean a life form?
(plan goes awry)
Ashley: Are these things moving?
Pembry: What is that?
5head Nic: It's a ship... They're leaving.
Pembry: To go where?
5head Nic: Earth...
Ashley: We were so wrong!!!
Pembry: Take us home!!!
Emma: If we don't stop it, there wont be a home to go back to!
/queue creepy halting screeching music
/facehuggers attach to Emma and Ashley
Pembry: Oh damn!
/Pembry skulks away
This life is not an easy one.
I've made enemies.
Powerful enemies.
Put those I love in danger.
But there is one thing that has haunted me my entire life....
WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T PEMBRY PUT ME IN THE DARK KNIGHT RISING SKIT
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