/loud pounding on the door
(Door flies open)
Gap: Myellow?
Police: Mr. Gap Theory?
Gap: Uh, what is this about?
Police: Sir, we received an anonymous tip that Mr. Gap Theory has been illegally pirating music and movies. We've obtained a search warrant to check his house and place of business.
Gap: Uh.............
Pembry (stifling laughter from bushes): That sum'bitch gon get it now.
Gap: Ohhhhh, you're looking for Gap? Well, yeah, he's here. I'll go get him.
/Gap closes door
(5 seconds later)
(Door flies open)
Gap: Myellow?
Police: Mr. Gap Theory, we have reason to believe you're pirating copyrighted material and we have a search warrant.
Gap: You do? Well come right in, have a look around.
Pembry: The fuck?
Police: Uh, what is all this?
Gap: Oh, those are backups?
Police: Backups?
Gap: Yeah, every movie or CD I buy, I create a backup in the event that the original is damaged or stolen.
Police: These all appear to be backups.
Gap: I get robbed a lot.
Police: You do? And you've never reported the crimes?
Gap: Well, no. The guy who robs me tells me he'll kill me if I go to the police. Frankly, I live in fear.
Police: You know who is stealing from you?
Gap: I sure do. His name is Jim Pembry. He's actually out front, in the bushes right now.
/points to security camera
Gap: He's probably waiting out there to kill me because thinks I just reported him to the police.
Police: Mr. Theory, don't you worry, we'll put a stop to this.
Pembry: Hey! What the fuck!? Arrest him! He's the one that's been stealing!
Police: Come along, you won't bother him anymore.
Pembry: I've been setup!
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