Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Cape Thrust

(Poor Cat heads to her first day of summer classes)

(Inside Drama Auditorium)



Cat: Hi. I'm here for the drama class.
 


 

Pembry: Oops. Am I busted?





Cat: No.

Pembry: I hope not.


Cat: You can't eat Go To in school.



Pembry: Privilege of the professional. Eases inhibitions.


 
Pembry: You down here for drama?
 
/Cat eats some Go To 
 
Cat: Yeah. Are you the drama teacher?

/Pembry shakes head and scarfs down Go To 
 
Pembry: And you're, let me guess...Fact Checker?


Cat: No. I'm, uh...Cat Jensen.

Pembry: Cat? Oh,we spoke last night.

Cat: Yeah.

Pembry: Oh, I'm sorry. How rude.

/Pembry boxes up Go To and hands it to Cat

Pembry: I'm gonna give this to you.

Cat: You know, when we spoke on the phone last night?
 
Pembry: Mm-hmm.                   

Cat: Um... you really made sense to me and...I thought a lot.

Pembry: Those are human truths, darlin'. That's what it's all 
about. 
 


Pembry: See the book you have, American Psycho?

Pembry: It's all about self-discovery, the inner voyage.

Cat: I like the end where, um...Patricks's journey...
It was really, uh, mystical, you know. 
And it was almost like a pilgrimage?                   

Pembry: Almost like a cop-out, if you ask me.


Pembry: The novel is what you would call a "rapey a clef. "


Pembry: You know what that is?

Cat: I'm not sure.

Pembry: Nonetheless, you can't escape your demons just by 
leaving Denmark.

Cat: Wait a second. Um... where are you from?




Pembry: Where am I from?

Cat: Yeah.

Pembry: Where do you think I'm from?


Cat: I don't know, but...

Pembry: If I told you, you gonna get mad at me?

Cat: No.

Pembry: I'm from a black forest.





Cat: That's funny.







Cat: You're not the drama teacher, are you?

Pembry: Maybe I'm the big, bad wolf.




Cat: Um...

Cat: So, you're that guy that's been hanging around the house?

Cat: You're the one that killed my boyfriend?

Pembry: Your boyfriend was killed?


Cat: Yeah. 
 
Pembry: I didn't even know anything about that. That's a shame. 
That's a damn shame.

/Pembry stifles laugh

Pembry: So, what kinda boyfriend was he?

Cat: He was white, and fluffy, and, and, and...
 
Pembry: Dead.

Cat: Yeah. So, what are you doing here then?

Pembry: Well, I came to meet you, to be honest with you. 
I wanted to meet you, see what you're like. 
I see you're a nice person.

Cat: You're not gonna hurt me, are you?

Pembry: I'm not gonna hurt you at all.

/Pembry puts away Knife Penis

Pembry: Between us there's no hurt. Just a search for truth. 
I mean, did you judge me when you caught me eatin' 
the Go To?

Cat: No.

Pembry: You thought about me last night, didn't you?

Cat: Um, yes, I did.

Pembry: I know. You know, I think I might have found a 
companion, a companion for that long walk to the light. 
Do you mind if I put my arm around you?                   

Cat: Um...Um...It's okay. No, I don't mind.
 


 

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