He dead

Well, the new Madden 13 cover has been announced. Much to mine and Bilbo's dismay, it's our boyfriend Mr. Megatron.

This is so fucking depressing. Not only is the Madden Curse real, but this year it's Madden 13...what a fucking unlucky number.He'll be lucky if he survives the season.

It was down to him and Cam Newton. Bilbo and I would've much preferred Cam win because he hate him and his father. Why you gotta do us like that, Internet voters!??!?!

Brought's Devastatingly Sad Super Bowl Preview

I'm not gonna delve too deeply here. It would hurt too much to dig too deep into how I came to my conclusion. So, here goes Brought's official super bowl prediction:

We're gonna see a scoreless 1st quarter, which is death for the Pats from the start. Then Eli is going to catch onto what the Pats' terrible D is trying to do and start moving the ball much like Flacco did last week after getting killed in his first two or three possessions. The Pats will get going in the 2nd as well, probably matching a score or two.

Then things go south. Brady is sure to throw a redzone pick in the two-minute drill. Then coming back after halftime, he's gonna gun another one to the Giants on the first drive. With Eli now going strong, the game gets wrapped mid-3rd and the rest is just rewatching the same commercials we were underwhelmed by 2 hours before.

Final score: Giants 42, Patriots 20

1st World Problems.