Fuck you!
2008 called, it wants its washed up gymnast back. At least the old 5head will go down as one of the most accomplished American gymnasts ever. The goddamn chipmunk will go down as a mediocre reality TV star and Alicia will go down for $100 in the champagne room of the strip club she works at because she was a mediocre gymnast with no endorsements. But admittedly that fantastic ass will make her lots of tips when she grinds it into men's crotches at the titty bar. Or does...
Oh and dibs on McKayla Maroney.
McKayla has what it takes to lead us to gold and Drunky McAsserson can't screw it up this time.
And out of spite, dibs also on Aly Raisman.
Together, they make quite a team.
Enjoy your scraps. Real slim pickings in 2012, after my picks...
Nope it's not, because Pembry actually posted this.
