Huh? What?

/Pembry returns from San Diego

Fuck you!

2008 called, it wants its washed up gymnast back.  At least the old 5head will go down as one of the most accomplished American gymnasts ever.  The goddamn chipmunk will go down as a mediocre reality TV star and Alicia will go down for $100 in the champagne room of the strip club she works at because she was a mediocre gymnast with no endorsements. But admittedly that fantastic ass will make her lots of tips when she grinds it into men's crotches at the titty bar.  Or does...



Oh and dibs on McKayla Maroney. 

 McKayla has what it takes to lead us to gold and Drunky McAsserson can't screw it up this time.



 And out of spite, dibs also on Aly Raisman.

 Together, they make quite a team.

Enjoy your scraps.  Real slim pickings in 2012, after my picks...

Nope it's not, because Pembry actually posted this.

LOL

Hey Jimbo, your hideous lady isn't making the squad.

Ask Gap Theory

Dear Jim Pembry,

  I fucking told you! I fucking told you not to watch that shit! Now look at you. Netflix has fucked you good. Sadly there is no easy way to clear your Netflix history. You'll just have to open a bunch of movies until it clears out that horrible movie from your history.

Let this be a lesson to you. When you want to watch movies that will make other people judge you in a harsh light, don't use Netflix. Just rent them from your cable provider, or buy them on the (pay someone to make them. WINK!) black market, masturbate to them once and put them in a safe in your office. Then, when you die, it's your wife's problem. Hopefully that old bitch won't be so appalled that she calls Nic Cage and has him do a full-on investigation into the authenticity of said film. That'll just end up getting a few good men killed. Do you want that on your dead conscience? I didn't think so.

Love,
 
  Gap