Happy Independence Day!

From the Brits, not the aliens... yet. What do we tell the aliens when they get here Will?

Fuck right. Earf.

Happy President's Day!

As a man who has been president of like 100 organizations, it is a real honor to have a day that celebrates me. But on the list of presidents I probably rank only 3 behind Lincoln who killed vampires and the consensus #1:

/spits out scotch

There is literally no way this can't be awesome.



"Are you a patriot or a vampire?" is the greatest movie tagline of all time.